January 2011
So tell me, followers
What exactly is this song about? An innocent rendezvous? A sketchy older man seducing a child?
Anonymous asked: what do ribbed condoms feel like?
1dyke asked: hey, i am not a childdddd. but how kinky, anon.
and manage that gay cafe. whaaa?
yeah, that was fun. but i felt obligated to put in my two cents with the anon message.
and manage that gay cafe. whaaa?
yeah, that was fun. but i felt obligated to put in my two cents with the anon message.
Anonymous asked: can you post a sex tape of you and your girlfriend?
1dyke asked: don't ask silly questions. we can go to asia and find out perfect child.
FINE, I'LL LEAVE. take my business ELSEWHERE.
FINE, I'LL LEAVE. take my business ELSEWHERE.
1dyke asked: i'll make biology jokes instead. soooo, babies?
psh, i guess.
psh, i guess.
1dyke asked: lawl it's just cause we have.... CHEMISTRRRYYYYY
jk, but we are cute. so like. it's okay. because. your face.
jk, but we are cute. so like. it's okay. because. your face.
1dyke asked: psh.
well i don't see it as a bad thing.
cause my tumblr consists of me reblogging cats you show me wink.
but i know this tumblr couple that has tumblr dedicated to their relationship... it's cute.
well i don't see it as a bad thing.
cause my tumblr consists of me reblogging cats you show me wink.
but i know this tumblr couple that has tumblr dedicated to their relationship... it's cute.
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“I swear when I grow up, I won’t just buy you a rose.
I will buy the...”
– Fun.
1dyke asked: just because you can't appreciate my fail writing...
Do I even attend school anymore?
another early dismissal. It took an hour to get home because the roads were ten tons of cray cray.
I love snow, I do.
But I feel like I’m wasting precious school time.
Loljk time to watch Mad Men.
1dyke asked: GOOD YOU SHOULD BE AHHHHHH
1dyke asked: nUh UhHhH, u $0 h4W7, Grrr1
1dyke asked: both. my whiskers do not discriminate against their audience. UGH IM SO EXCITED
lawl then we are SET
lawl then we are SET
1dyke asked: gUrl u F1n3.
1dyke asked: that may or may not have been my plan. we should have an awesome gf movie marathon and then an awesome bridget's people movie marathon.
pfff i love abuse don't youuuu
pfff i love abuse don't youuuu
Anonymous asked: do u like hair down there?
It's TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me...
hey followers. I don’t ask much of you.
1dyke asked: the cat returns? PFFF GURL PLZ. google. along with princess mononoke, spirited away, etc.
we can change that if you want.
MAKE ME A SANDWHICH WOMAN. AUGH Y U NO IN KITCHEN
we can change that if you want.
MAKE ME A SANDWHICH WOMAN. AUGH Y U NO IN KITCHEN
shameless promotion.
This girl is awesome.
I like my girlfriend a whole lot.
sirmeowcats:
also cats.
always with the cats. it can’t just be simple with you, can it? ;D
How do I study, you ask?
LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM!
blueoctane asked: I suppose that graph could be a gpoy of us. But we mostly just do the opposite & tell each other how awesome we are :3
1dyke asked: i should reply to something related to our other post thing but whatever i'm a cat rules don't apply.
we are watching the cat returns when i get there. we have to. we can have a cat party and draw whiskers. please.
also, yes. our relationship IS based on insult based humor.
i can't think of any insults.
YOUR SOCKS DON'T MATCH.
we are watching the cat returns when i get there. we have to. we can have a cat party and draw whiskers. please.
also, yes. our relationship IS based on insult based humor.
i can't think of any insults.
YOUR SOCKS DON'T MATCH.
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A Rant About Religion
Warning: this is going to be long and possibly offensive.
I look around at my classmates and wonder how they can be so faithful in the Catholic religion. I was raised in it, and saw fault with it beginning at age 14. It is extremely strict. I really do not think I am going to some place of damnation because I have a girlfriend, because I don’t go to church, because I curse and am...
